"Relax, I got the good vibrations. Before we make love, let’s have a good conversation."
"i’ll impress her with my jukebox selections,
spit a couple words in exchange for affection"
me: *staying in my own lane, minding my own business*
me: *get’s tempted to merge*
me: *sees somebody crash and burn for swerving out of their lane*
me: *turns my blinker off*